BLOGGER TEMPLATES AND TWITTER BACKGROUNDS

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Everything your NOT* makes you EVERYTHING you are!!



Okay so KANYE opened up his diary and gave us another classsic entitled "EVERYTHING IM NOT MADE ME EVERYTHING I AM"..ON HIS DEBUT ABULM GRADUATION: SO ladies today i will give you a few enhancement tips. Since you cant cant physically change your God given body naturally I'll share a few beauty tips with you.
1.IF YOUR SHORT, NEVER WHERE LONG DRESSES OR SKIRTS. AND THE HIGHER YOUR HEEL, THE MORE EXSTENSION OF YOUR LEG AND THE BETTER THE ILLUSION OF LONG SEXY LEGS!!
2. IF YOUR BUSTY V-NECKS ARE YOUR FRIENDS SHOW OFF THE GIRLIES AND BE PROUD OF YOUR BOOBS. AVOID FITTED TEESHIRTS MAKING YOU LOOK SWOLLEN!!
3. IF YOU HAVE LONG SEXY LEGS SHOW EM OFF WITH A FITTED SKINY JEAN OR PANT. SHORT, LONG, A-LINE, AND MINI SKIRTS ARE ALL FRIENDS OF YOURS. AND ANY SIZES HEEL COMPLIMENTS THOSE SEXY LEGS.
4. IF YOUR DARK-SKINNED EMBRACE COLOR GIRL..BECAUSE YOU LOOK ABSOLUTLY BEAUTIFUL IN IT! BRIGHT COLORS BRING OUT YOUR INNER GLOW AND BOUCE WONDERFULLY OFF YOU BEAUTIFUL SKIN.
5. IF YOUR LIGHTER SKINNED AVOID KHAKI, TAN, PEACH, AND SANSTONE COLORS THAT OFTEN WASH YOU OUT LEAVING A BLANK COLOR PALETTE. YOU LOOK GOOD IN DARK BOLD COLORS HUNNIE!!
6. IF THAT ASS IS FAT IM SORRY BOO BUT LOW CUT JEANS ARE NOT FOR YOU AND UNFORTUNATLY WE ALWAYS HAVE TO WHERE BELTS. UNLESS YOU FIND A PERFECT JEAN THAT DOES'NT SHOW OFF THAT [[CRACK]]..AND WHEN AND IF YOU DO PLEASE NOTIFY ME A.S.AP!!

1 comments:

Nana said...

LOL these are such simple things to live by anyone with eyes can observe this but yet everyday I see buttcracks muffin tops, and I don't know for some reason white people love those muted khaki colors. Are they chameleons?

Glad you posted this maybe that somone with the thick thighs will put down the low rise jeans